Bonus Level - Spooktober Special Part 5: Resident Evil Special

WHAT ARE YOU BUYIN'?!
WHAT ARE YOU SELLIN'?!

As Spooktober draws to a close, the gang tackle a veritable moaning horde of Resident Evil titles!

Will Chris surpass his previous, pathetic efforts to stomp through Resident Evil 4?

Will Minty enjoy his first exposure to the series with its earliest canonical entry, Resident Evil Zero?

Why has Jonathan thrown the towel in with Resident Evil Remake and leapt head first into the more modern Resident Evil Revelations? 

No more scary games, please.
(can you guess who writes these blurbs?)